Red and Black legends.
In keeping with our 'no bombarding The Brotherhood with boring emails" policy, I am taking this last opportunity to remind you all of our ground breaking evening of mirth, beer and pizza taking place at HQ this coming Saturday.
I am reassured by your official entertainment czars that each team has managed to come up with some sort of contribution for the evening a big thank you to those brave enough to get involved - its only a laugh. There is still time for any enterprising soul(s) to cobble something together for the evening.
(I wonder who among you can detect the subtle menace in that statement?).
We will provide a mic, a stand and amplification all you need to provide is whoever is singing he song and a downloaded backing track from Spotify or iTunes.
MC Smythey will compere the evening spreading Christmas goodwill and explicit threats of violence.
We're looking at a 7pm start so either stop behind after your game or go home to wash the shame off your battered and bruised body.
The format should go something like:
* Opening remarks from MC Smythey
* Chris Roy's seasonal yuletide telling off and moan fest
* First four songs - order TBA
* Short set from 'The Smythes' - original songs on a Mods theme
* Grub up
* Final set of four songs - order TBA
* Closing remarks from MC Smythey
* Wild applause
With a bit of luck we'll be done by 10-10.30 giving our younger members plenty of time to descend on Leeds like rabid dogs.
Non attenders will at some point have to face me and i can assure you that the questions will come AFTER the punches.
Ho Ho Ho. See you Saturday.