1. Full Name Norman David Harman
1.2. Nicknames Horse, Foreigner, Jock Cunt, Rembrandt
2. Age 32, with ginger beard 46
3. Place of Birth Depending on what shade of glasses your wearing (Athens of the North) or (Heroin Capital of Europe)... Edinburgh
4. Position Centre-mid.
5. Boots Nike
6. Playing History - Old Mods, AFC Roundhay, pre Leeds, a whole plethora of clubs up North, with shite names like, Proctors, AVU and Ardmillan Hearts.
7. Best Player/s you have played with - My auld man, Norrie Harman Senior, an Edinburgh Amateur footballing legend. From the mods, Chris Roy (almost as good a left foot as me) and Tom Stenger.
8. Best Player you have played against - Played against so many excellent players through the years, names I cant remember but i'm sure a large portion went onto having a good footballing career.
9. Football Idol - Paul Scholes
10. Favourite supporting football memory - Scotland beating England in their last ever competitive game at Wembley was particularly memorable, despite us going out.
11. Worst supporting football Memory - The current Scotland team and our 2009 world cup campaign, fucking depressingly pish.
12. Greatest playing memory/achievment - Playing in a 2001 final with a Harman team consisting of me, my two brothers and my dad, coming back from 0 - 2 down and winning 4 -2. Three Harmans on the score sheet.
13. Worst Mods or previous club memory - Never had a bad footballing memory, you hear the occasional snapping of legs from some inadequate fat cunt challenging, that always sends a shiver down the spine, but apart from that the defeats and the shite games are all experience for the footballing pot. Could be worse could be sat at home watching mind numbing spirit crushing game shows on a Sat, followed by a trip to Ikea to purchase some non descript furniture and a 15p ice cream. (No that isn't a first hand experience!)
14. Mods Hero - Kev Wilmur, the self confidence of the man in a footballing capacity is quite staggering only bettered by Sting and his nonchalance when promoting his recent album on Jools Holland.
15. Best ground you've played at - Spartans
16. Favourite Band/Artist and Track at the moment - .The Buzzcocks, and track of the moment 'treat me like your mother' by The Dead Weather.
17. Pre-match preperation routine - A good 20mins on the shitter, then onto the pitch.
18. What do you do on a Saturday when not playing football - I've always played football on Saturday be it 11's or 5's, never had a Sat off. What do you do? Looks like alot of the lads got to the hairdressers or shop for those beany hat things, I'd even go as far to say some o the boys are booked on for a manicure.
19. Best Friend/s at the club - You are all my comrades.
20. If you could change 1 thing about the club what would it be? .Film the end of season curry night and Ramsdens and Clives speeches. Post on youtube and redirect the offended, Bramley Junior teams to it along with mods legend Peaksy.